The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
Episodes
186 episodes
"Summer's Over, The Drama Isn't" SUMMER HOUSE S10 "THE AFTERMATH", IN THE CITY S01E05, RHOA S17E11, RHORI S01 E12, THE VALLEY S03E11
"Summer's Over, The Drama Isn't" SUMMER HOUSE S10 "THE AFTERMATH", IN THE CITY S01E05, RHOA S17E11, RHORI S01 E12, THE VALLEY S03E11MENTION IT ALLPorsha will always be Porsha. And Sai vs. Carol, it needed to happen.. And obvio...
"Last Minute Invites are Not For Summah" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3, IN THE CITY S01E04, RHOA S17E10, RHORI S01 E11, THE VALLEY S03E10
"Last Minute Invites are Not For Summah" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3, IN THE CITY S01E04, RHOA S17E10, RHORI S01 E11, THE VALLEY S03E10MENTION IT ALLJesse dropped his timeline and Milania was arrested? SUMMER HOUSE ...
"Meditative To Mayhem" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2, IN THE CITY S01E03, RHOA S17E09, RHORI S01 E10, THE VALLEY S03E09
"Meditative To Mayhem" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2, IN THE CITY S01E03, RHOA S17E09, RHORI S01 E10, THE VALLEY S03E09MENTION IT ALLLindsay's milkman Frank isn't new to Bravo and Lala wants to f*** Kyle?SUMMER HOUSE ...
"Don't Prop Porsha & Get Alicia an Attorney" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 1, IN THE CITY S01 E02, RHOA S17 E08, RHORI S01 E09, THE VALLEY S03 E08
"Don't Prop Porsha & Get Alicia an Attorney" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 1, IN THE CITY S01 E02, RHOA S17 E08, RHORI S01 E09, THE VALLEY S03 E08Housemates!!!We are launching our premium content subscription this week, keep y...
"Cynthia Deserves a Vacation, Rosie and Kelsey Deserve Therapy" RHOA S17 E07, RHORI S01 E08, THE VALLEY S03 E07
"Cynthia Deserves a Vacation, Rosie and Kelsey Deserve Therapy" RHOA S17 E07, RHORI S01 E08, THE VALLEY S03 E07MENTION IT ALLTomTom is closing, could this mean the end of SUR/Vanderpump Rules too? And the queen, Rihanna has spoken, A...
"I Want to Spit on Her Igloo" SUMMER HOUSE S10 E16, In The City S01 E01
Housemates! Please welcome Noelle, our newest addition to The Real HouseMATES of NY and our amazing video editor! She is joining us for this special, deep dive into the Summer House finale and In the City premiere. We have tons of opinions and ...
"Boys Lie and They Suck Too" RHOBH S15 REUNION PART 3, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E15, RHOA S17 E06, RHORI S01 E07, THE VALLEY S03 E06
"Boys Lie and They Suck Too" RHOBH S15 REUNION PART 3, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E15, RHOA S17 E06, RHORI S01 E07, THE VALLEY S03 E06MENTION IT ALLLisa Kudrow pissed off Andy, tell us more! And Katie responded to Lala, and we love Kati...
"Diabolical Liar or Diabolically Delusional" SUMMER HOUSE S10 E14, RHOA S17 E05, RHORI S01 E06, THE VALLEY S03 E05
"Diabolical Liar or Diabolically Delusional" SUMMER HOUSE S10 E14, RHOA S17 E05, RHORI S01 E06, THE VALLEY S03 E05MENTION IT ALLLaLa crying over her lost friendship with Katie ::eyeroll:: and is LeAnn Rimes joining RHOBH?<...
"F Amanda And F MidWeSTD" RHOBH S15 Reunion Part 1, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E13, RHOA S17 E04, RHORI S01 E05, THE VALLEY S03 E04
"F Amanda And F MidWeSTD" RHOBH S15 Reunion Part 1, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E13, RHOA S17 E04, RHORI S01 E05, THE VALLEY S03 E04MENTION IT ALLSorry this is a long one, but we need to talk about the leaks ... REAL HOUSEWI...
"Lion's Den Full of Liars and Cheats" RHOBH S15 E18, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E12, RHOA S17 E03, RHORI S01 E04, THE VALLEY S03 E03
"Lion's Den Full of Liars and Cheats" RHOBH S15 E18, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E12, RHOA S17 E03, RHORI S01 E04, THE VALLEY S03 E03REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E18Three more episodes to go .... SUMMER HOUSE S10 E12
"Rhode Island or Bust, We Have a New Supreme" RHOBH S15 E17, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E11, RHOA S17 E02, RHORI S01 E03, THE VALLEY S03 E02
"Rhode Island or Bust, We Have a New Supreme" REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E17And another episode.SUMMER HOUSE S10 E11This just isn't fun to watch.REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E0...
"Rhode Island's Up Here, While Boring Hills is Down There, and Everything In Between" RHOBH S15 E16, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E10, RHOA S17 E01, RHORI S01 E02, THE VALLEY S03 E01
"Rhode Island's Up Here, While Boring Hills is Down There, and Everything In Between" REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E16Yawn.. this is still on? SUMMER HOUSE S10 E10Dumb and Dumber .. aka Amanda and Wes...
"The Scamandest and The Real Housewives of the BORING Hills" RHOBH S15 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E08
"The Scamandest and The Real Housewives of the BORING Hills" We are unpacking the Amanda and West of it all.. because of course we do. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E15Yawn.. this is still on? SUMM...
"Read the Room and Know Your Place" RHOBH S15 E13, VPR S12 REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E06
"Read the Room and Know Your Place" RHOBH S15 E13, VPR S12 REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E06REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E13About that cult...VANDERPUMP RULES S12 REUNION PART 2Cheers to the...
"The Bro-mance is Over" RHOP S10 REUNION PART 3, RHOBH S15 E11, VPR S12 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E04
"The Bro-mance is Over" RHOP S10 REUNION PART 3, RHOBH S15 E11, VPR S12 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E04REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 REUNION PART 3The downfall of Wendy.REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E11Why are...
"Good Bye Jill Zarin" RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01
"Good Bye Jill Zarin" RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01Jill Zarin fired from her new show on E! HA! Bye B*tch!REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E06Amanda needs to go.VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E07
"From a PJ to a Gas Station" RHOSLC REUNION PART 2 , RHOP S10 E16, RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07
"From a PJ to a Gas Station" RHOSLC REUNION PART 2 , RHOP S10 E16, RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07We have opinions about what is going on in this country and we needed to talk about it. #fuckice #alexpretti If you just want to he...
"You Agitate My Spirit" RHOSLC REUNION PART 1 , RHOP S10 E14, RHOBH S15 E05 , VPR S12 E06
"You Agitate My Spirit" RHOSLC REUNION PART 1 , RHOP S10 E14, RHOBH S15 E05 , VPR S12 E06REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 1This was a boring start to a reunion.. let's see what comes. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTO...
"Poor Satan - A Greek Tragedy" RHOSLC S06 E20 , RHOP S10 E13 , RHOBH S15 E04 , VPR S12 E05
HAPPY 2026 HOUSEMATES! It's a new year, let's do this! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E20The perfect way to end a season, The Sisters of SaltREAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E13So about Angel... <...
"Mole out of a Mountain Hill" RHOC S19E12 RHOSLC S06E02
"Mole out of a Mountain Hill" RHOC S19E12 RHOSLC S06E02REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 12Over itREAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E02Thank god our ladies are BACK! Time...
"So about the OC" RHOC S19E07
"So about the OC" RHOC S19E07REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 7We stan Katie, say what you want. TIMESTAMPSINTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:21MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:21 - 00:21:53RHO...
"We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05
"We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05We may not be housemates anymore, we may be very far away from each other.. but we are finally back to our regular recaps! Thanks for listening and we hope you are as...
"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04
"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04HOUSEMATES! We are so happy to be back, but unfortunately we need to take a couple of weeks off, as Robert is moving. We will be back i...
"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03
"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03Housemates!! Thank you for coming back and we apologize for taking so long to put out a new epsiode. As you will hear in this episode we...
"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02
"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E11The bonding exercises need to stop. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E09Important topics, ...