The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
Episodes
171 episodes
"Good Bye Jill Zarin" RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01
"Good Bye Jill Zarin" RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01Jill Zarin fired from her new show on E! HA! Bye B*tch!REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E06Amanda needs to go.VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E07
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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1:17:23
"From a PJ to a Gas Station" RHOSLC REUNION PART 2 , RHOP S10 E16, RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07
"From a PJ to a Gas Station" RHOSLC REUNION PART 2 , RHOP S10 E16, RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07We have opinions about what is going on in this country and we needed to talk about it. #fuckice #alexpretti If you just want to he...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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1:09:58
"You Agitate My Spirit" RHOSLC REUNION PART 1 , RHOP S10 E14, RHOBH S15 E05 , VPR S12 E06
"You Agitate My Spirit" RHOSLC REUNION PART 1 , RHOP S10 E14, RHOBH S15 E05 , VPR S12 E06REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 1This was a boring start to a reunion.. let's see what comes. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTO...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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1:30:05
"Poor Satan - A Greek Tragedy" RHOSLC S06 E20 , RHOP S10 E13 , RHOBH S15 E04 , VPR S12 E05
HAPPY 2026 HOUSEMATES! It's a new year, let's do this! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E20The perfect way to end a season, The Sisters of SaltREAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E13So about Angel... <...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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1:42:16
"Mole out of a Mountain Hill" RHOC S19E12 RHOSLC S06E02
"Mole out of a Mountain Hill" RHOC S19E12 RHOSLC S06E02REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 12Over itREAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E02Thank god our ladies are BACK! Time...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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1:09:04
"So about the OC" RHOC S19E07
"So about the OC" RHOC S19E07REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 7We stan Katie, say what you want. TIMESTAMPSINTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:21MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:21 - 00:21:53RHO...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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48:50
"We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05
"We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05We may not be housemates anymore, we may be very far away from each other.. but we are finally back to our regular recaps! Thanks for listening and we hope you are as...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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56:40
"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04
"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04HOUSEMATES! We are so happy to be back, but unfortunately we need to take a couple of weeks off, as Robert is moving. We will be back i...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:06:40
"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03
"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03Housemates!! Thank you for coming back and we apologize for taking so long to put out a new epsiode. As you will hear in this episode we...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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1:03:01
"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02
"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E11The bonding exercises need to stop. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E09Important topics, ...
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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1:27:07
"Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06
"Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06Just a heads up, we are a bit unhinged this episode 😂 - enjoy! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 Reunion Part 2Sh...
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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1:41:31
"The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04
"The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E17A fitting end to a good season. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E07Ok, Bronwyn h...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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1:23:47
"Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03
"Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03Make sure your voice is heard and go vote! Find out where to vote near you here: www.vote.org REAL HOUSEWIVES OF O...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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1:24:28
"Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01
"Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E14Boat rides and selfishness.REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E04Curling, beer caves, regal beer...
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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1:21:02
"You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01
"You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E13We are DONE Alexis! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E03Ali-ba-baREAL HOUSEWIVES OF...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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1:02:35
"All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02
"All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E12Eddie is CLEARLY over Tamara. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E02Ropes on ropes...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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1:06:47
"I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01
"I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01MENTION IT ALL: Did someone say RHONY party? Hand me my apple.REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08:Alexis needs to shut up and Heather needs a reality check.&n...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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1:07:34
"Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10
"Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10Of course we watched Secret Wives of Mormon Wives and the new season of Selling Sunset, and of course we have thoughts. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08Fore...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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1:02:58
"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08
"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E08:Why does Teddy Gnatencamp always need to show up?!TIMESTAMPS:INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:07:10MENTION IT ALL - 00...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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47:24
"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06
"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06We are so sorry for the inconsistency with our releases, 2024 has been proving to be a tough year for us. And Jess is so sorry for the OC recap this week. She was not fu...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:19:02
"Milk the Prostate " RHONJ S14 E11 & RHOC S18 E03
"Milk the Prostate " RHONJ S14 E11 & RHOC S18 E03Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E11:It is almost over! Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E03:Definitely a single white female situation.Timestamps:
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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1:07:01
"She Needs a House " RHONJ S14 E10 & RHOC S18 E02
"She Needs a House " RHONJ S14 E10 & RHOC S18 E02Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E10:To say we are bored is an understatement. Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E02:Is Jen the new Gina?INTR...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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1:14:01
"Out of Room and Out of Time " RHONJ S14 E09 & RHOC S18 E01
"Out of Room and Out of Time " RHONJ S14 E09 & RHOC S18 E01Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E09:Why are we still watching this again? Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E01:Shannon's DUI, Alexis is d...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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1:14:40
"What is Peace Without a Drink Being Thrown? " RHONJ S14 E08
"What is Peace Without a Drink Being Thrown? " RHONJ S14 E08Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E08:DO NOT step up and shove anyone without expecting a drink being thrown in your face.Timestamps:INTRO: 00:00:...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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56:56
"Goodbye to the Mullet" SUMMER HOUSE S08 REUNION PART 2, & RHONJ S14 E06
"Goodbye to the Mullet" SUMMER HOUSE S08 REUNION PART 2, & RHONJ S14 E06Summer House S08 Reunion Part 2:Between West and Carl... what a part 2. Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E06:So the Gorga's passed the tor...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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1:05:42