The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
Episodes
164 episodes
"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04
"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04HOUSEMATES! We are so happy to be back, but unfortunately we need to take a couple of weeks off, as Robert is moving. We will be back i...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:06:40
"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03
"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03Housemates!! Thank you for coming back and we apologize for taking so long to put out a new epsiode. As you will hear in this episode we...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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1:03:01
"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02
"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E11The bonding exercises need to stop. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E09Important topics, ...
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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1:27:07
"Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06
"Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06Just a heads up, we are a bit unhinged this episode 😂 - enjoy! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 Reunion Part 2Sh...
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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1:41:31
"The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04
"The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E17A fitting end to a good season. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E07Ok, Bronwyn h...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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1:23:47
"Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03
"Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03Make sure your voice is heard and go vote! Find out where to vote near you here: www.vote.org REAL HOUSEWIVES OF O...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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1:24:28
"Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01
"Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E14Boat rides and selfishness.REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E04Curling, beer caves, regal beer...
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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1:21:02
"You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01
"You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E13We are DONE Alexis! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E03Ali-ba-baREAL HOUSEWIVES OF...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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1:02:35
"All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02
"All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E12Eddie is CLEARLY over Tamara. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E02Ropes on ropes...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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1:06:47
"I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01
"I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01MENTION IT ALL: Did someone say RHONY party? Hand me my apple.REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08:Alexis needs to shut up and Heather needs a reality check.&n...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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1:07:34
"Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10
"Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10Of course we watched Secret Wives of Mormon Wives and the new season of Selling Sunset, and of course we have thoughts. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08Fore...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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1:02:58
"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08
"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E08:Why does Teddy Gnatencamp always need to show up?!TIMESTAMPS:INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:07:10MENTION IT ALL - 00...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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47:24
"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06
"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06We are so sorry for the inconsistency with our releases, 2024 has been proving to be a tough year for us. And Jess is so sorry for the OC recap this week. She was not fu...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:19:02
"Milk the Prostate " RHONJ S14 E11 & RHOC S18 E03
"Milk the Prostate " RHONJ S14 E11 & RHOC S18 E03Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E11:It is almost over! Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E03:Definitely a single white female situation.Timestamps:
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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1:07:01
"She Needs a House " RHONJ S14 E10 & RHOC S18 E02
"She Needs a House " RHONJ S14 E10 & RHOC S18 E02Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E10:To say we are bored is an understatement. Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E02:Is Jen the new Gina?INTR...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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1:14:01
"Out of Room and Out of Time " RHONJ S14 E09 & RHOC S18 E01
"Out of Room and Out of Time " RHONJ S14 E09 & RHOC S18 E01Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E09:Why are we still watching this again? Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E01:Shannon's DUI, Alexis is d...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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1:14:40
"What is Peace Without a Drink Being Thrown? " RHONJ S14 E08
"What is Peace Without a Drink Being Thrown? " RHONJ S14 E08Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E08:DO NOT step up and shove anyone without expecting a drink being thrown in your face.Timestamps:INTRO: 00:00:...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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56:56
"Goodbye to the Mullet" SUMMER HOUSE S08 REUNION PART 2, & RHONJ S14 E06
"Goodbye to the Mullet" SUMMER HOUSE S08 REUNION PART 2, & RHONJ S14 E06Summer House S08 Reunion Part 2:Between West and Carl... what a part 2. Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E06:So the Gorga's passed the tor...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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1:05:42
"Jax GO TO THERAPY" THE VALLEY S01 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E16, & RHONJ S14 E05
"Jax GO TO THERAPY" THE VALLEY S01 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E16, & RHONJ S14 E05The Valley S01 E12:Jax has been saying he is going to go to therapy/work on himself since season 1 of VPR and Janet is a menace.Summe...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:13:53
"I Don't Know. Choke. I Don't Care" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 3, THE VALLEY S01 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E15, & RHONJ S14 S04
"I Don't know. Choke. I Don't Care" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 3, THE VALLEY S01 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E15, & RHONJ S14 S04Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3:Lala is DELULU.The Valley S01 E11:Jax is an idi...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:36:25
"What Would Jesse Solomon Do?" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S01 E10, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E14, & RHONJ S14 E03
"What Would Jesse Solomon Do?" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S01 E10, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E03Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2:This reunion did not have to be 3 parts.. The Valley S01 E...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:31:54
"A Demon and Apple Juice" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S01 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E02
A Demon and Apple Juice - VPR S11 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S01 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E02Did we go to the Page Six Reali-Tea Live Show? Did one of us get hit on by Jesse Solomon? Did we have a blast? Yes, Ye...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:31:50
“The Real HouseMATES of NY are BACK!” - VPR S11 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E12 & RHONJ S14 E01
“The Real HouseMATES of NY are BACK!” - VPR S11 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E12 & RHONJ S14 E01Hey Housemates, it’s been awhile! We are excited to be back and thrilled we made it back to cover the end of VPR - ha! V...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:31:30